I was going to put the washing machine on but at the last minute I decided I was too lazy to go do it and then IT STARTED TO RAIN. Thank you weather for making me not feel guilty.
May 19th • Tagged: personal rain weather lazy procrastination it's trhowing it down lol • 1 note
Is this how they make fat free food? THEY MAKE IT EXERCISE?!
May 4th • Tagged: personal food porn lol • 7,667 notes
It’s funny when you’re scrolling down your dash and you think “wow that’s cool” and you want to reblog it, but then you see it’s your own post that you had on queue.
Damn it I have good taste.
Mar 28th • Tagged: personal queue taste scroll dash cool reblog lol • 0 notes
- Run in, *hug dog*
- Run out, *hug car*
- Run in, run up stairs, clime up bunk *hug bed*
- Turn on computer *be amazed by how fast it is*, *hug computer*
- Run in bathroom *stare at the inmensity of it all*
- Run downstairs, run in kitchen *hug fridge*
- Open fridge *stare at food*
- Go get a bath ready *soak in bath eating a tripple decker bacon buttie*
- *hug dog* again
- Say “Hi” to mum and dad
Nov 1st • Tagged: personal me Alex science exito balloons globos gif england lol We had a great time xD • 71 notes
1 follower till my next hundred. 301 till my first thousand!
Oct 17th • Tagged: hahhaa lol pathetic personal followers follow me hundred thousand 100 1000 • 0 notes
Sr cojín, no se qué debió pasar entre nosotros anoche, pero he despertado para encontrarte desterrado en el suelo. Sepa ud. que esta noche le daré una segunda oportunidad, no la desaproveche.
Att. Alex
Aug 29th • Tagged: personal lol • 6 notes
Now we know about the pineapple incident Ted.
Joder, yo también quiero! Habéis visto el tamaño de esa piruleta??
Aug 27th • Tagged: unf lol • 726 notes
- Mi novio: Te estás pelando entera
- Yo: *me miro el hombro* Uy, es verdad
- *Media hora después*
- Yo: Ostia, se me están pelando hasta las tetas
- Mi novio: Si, te las estaba mirando cuando te decía que te estabas pelando *Sonrisa pervertida*
- Interviewer: What do you have in common with Katniss?
- Jennifer Lawrence: We look alike.
